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Sun god tattoo

May 12, 2010

From a click, click, click on the interwebs the other day I ran across a series of science tattoos at the Science Tattoo Emporium.

This particular piece is Ahura Mazda based off a Persepolis relief of the Persian emperor Darius II. I’m not a big fan of getting gods tattooed on my body, but the work is pretty sweet.

Biblical Research Fails

May 9, 2010

Douglas Magnum has posted one of the best ideas I’ve heard in weeks (if not months): a Journal of Dead-Ends in Biblical Research.

Sometimes you end up with a mountain of data that only demonstrates that such and such an idea is not a profitable avenue for research. As a graduate student, almost every good idea you might have has been examined by someone else. If you think your idea is “original”, odds are that someone else has thought of it, too, done the hours of research, and abandoned it as a dead-end. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was some way to alert others that the idea is a dead-end?

Doug proposes some sort of website dedicated to these pitfalls. Sort of a FAILBlog for biblical scholarship. I know that I have a few dead-ends I could contribute….

Heresy and Noah

May 5, 2010
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Pat McCullough over at kata ta biblia has been doing some interesting posts on the historicity of the Bible (or lack thereof). In light of the most recent round of craziness on Noah’s ark (see my previous post here), his post on how It Doesn’t Matter if Noah’s Ark Existed is quite germane.

For some (distinctly American) Christians, the historicity of the flood is tied up into the very nature of Jesus Christ. Jesus mentions Noah in Matthew 24: 37-39. The reasoning goes as follows: If the flood didn’t happen, if there is no Noah, then Jesus is wrong, the Son of God is not infallible, and the Faith is a lie.

Pat responds to this (admittedly tortured) train of logic with the following:

But why can’t Jesus be culturally bound? Seems to me (reading his culturally bound parables, for instance, or about his culturally bound crucifixion) that he was. It also seems to me that suggesting otherwise feels a bit like docetism.

Indeed, Pat is quite right. In general, orthodox Christianity holds that Jesus was both fully human and fully divine. Christ’s divinity and humanity both need to be taken into account when discussing things like what he would or would not have known. To state that Jesus had to know something because of his divinity collapses his two natures, which is a theological no-no, especially in light of Philippians 2 and Paul’s discussion of Christ’s self-limitation in the incarnation. In other words, defending the faith by defending Noah’s ark winds up violating the faith it was based upon. Ooops.

At the end of the day, none of this should really matter when discussing the historicity of Genesis 6-9 or the validity of amateur archaeologists’ claims of giant wooden boats atop snowy peaks. These things should all be dealt with based on their own terms and only later brought together, when they show credibility on their own. However, it is not unique in the history of the Christianity for folks to use theological assumption as the judge of textual analysis or scientific discovery. We’ve been here and done this before.

Gilgamesh and Star Wars

May 4, 2010

In recognition of Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you!) I submit this Lucas-inspired Gilgamesh teaching tip. One of the most annoying change to the original Star Wars (aka Episode IV: New Hope) was the removal of moral ambiguity from the character of Han Solo. Yes, I am talking about the great “Han Shot First” controversy. Without taking a stand on the contentious fanboy issue, I submit that it can be useful when discussing Gilgamesh. Read more…

Noah’s Ark Found! (Again)

April 30, 2010

The last few weeks I have had my head down finishing my first year of full-time teaching at Temple and editing the dissertation, but I had to come up for air to post on this story. From the South China Morning Post:

New evidence, including wood specimens dating back 4,800 years, discovered by a Hong Kong-Turkish team 4,000 metres above sea level, may suggest the existence of the biblical Noah’s ark.

The team of 15, which included six Hong Kong evangelists and cameramen, said they had excavated and ventured inside seven large wooden compartments on snow-capped Mount Ararat in Turkey last October. The whole process was also videotaped for the first time.

ABCNews also reported on the story on Good Morning America and tried to inject reason into the sensationalism (follow link to watch clip).

“I’m not quite 99.9 percent sure it’s Noah’s Ark, but they’ve got something,” George Washington University’s Eric Cline told “Good Morning America.” “I’m waiting for them to convince me.”

He suggested it could even be a very old shepherd’s hut.

“I would want to first of all try to figure out their data, verify it,” he said.

Even though the precise location of the latest find has been kept secret, Cline said Yeung and his scientists would need to “parachute in” a large team of independent experts and archaeologists to study the wood and surrounding areas.

“In terms of Noah’s Ark, I would have suspected it would have perished long ago,” he said. “The wood should just have disintegrated.”

Cline said that if Noah’s Ark had come to rest atop a remote mountain, as the Bible suggests, it’s reasonable that he would have dismantled his ship to use the wood for shelter.

“Instead of Noah’s Ark, I would be looking for Noah’s first house or something like that,” he said.

Cline is, of course, being quite generous. A carbon dating of 2800 BCE would still pose problems for the biblical text since we indeed have texts from before that time. Every time I hear a date in the third millennium BCE being bandied about  I feel a bit like Ashurbanipal who was able to boast: “I have studied inscriptions from before the flood.”

The ability to treat such claims in the media with any credibility is sad. And Cline was forced to argue the position in this way by the way the reporter asked him questions. The truth is, probably 99.9% of biblical scholars in America (and perhaps, throughout the world?) are likely to see this as another unfortunate misidentification, if not a full out hoax.

See previous discussion by Abnormal Interest, PaleoBable and the excellent post by Richard Bartholomew of Bartholomew’s Notes on Religion.

Commemorating a Sad Day

April 14, 2010

Inside Higher Ed has an article up today by Scott McLemee discussing the history of book destruction. Here’s a teaser:

On April 14, 2003 — seven years ago today, and just over two weeks before George W. Bush declared “the end of major combat operations in Iraq” – the National Library in Iraq burned down. About a million books were destroyed; another blaze consumed several million documents at the National Archive. University libraries throughout Iraq met similar fates. Meanwhile there was looting of museums that contained some of the oldest-known human records — composed with reeds on pieces of moist clay, some five thousand years ago.

Bruce Waltke Resigns over Evolution Statement

April 9, 2010

Apparently anti-intellectualism is still alive and well in United States. As John Hobbins has already posted, Inside Higher Ed has an article reporting on Bruce Waltke’s resignation from Reformed Theological Seminary. Waltke’s hasty exit comes in the aftermath of a statement he made at a BioLogos workshop, a group that supports and encourages the interaction of faith and science.

The offending comment?

If the data is overwhelmingly in favor of evolution, to deny that reality will make us a cult … some odd group that is not really interacting with the world. And rightly so, because we are not using our gifts and trusting God’s Providence that brought us to this point of our awareness.

All in all this is not a shocking statement. It’s pretty much what Mark Noll was saying over a decade ago in The Scandal of the Evangelical Mind. Of course, Noll no longer teaches at an evangelical school, and now Waltke doesn’t either.

New Liturgical Piece for Holy Week

April 1, 2010

I have decided to harness my knowledge of Christian theology and ritual practice and to create a new liturgical piece for Maundy Thursday:

Maundy Thursday, so good to me,
Maundy Thursday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Maundy Thursday, Maundy Thursday couldn’t guarantee
That Maundy Thursday you would wash the feet of me.

Maundy Thursday, can’t stand that day,
Maundy Thursday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Maundy Thursday, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Maundy Thursday, how you could forget a towel for me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of Holy Week is fine, yeah
But when Maundy Thursday comes, but when Maundy Thursday comes
You can find me cringin’ all of the time

Maundy Thursday, I don’t like my feet,
Maundy Thursday, barefoot in my seat
Oh Maundy Thursday, Maundy Thursday why did I fail
That Maundy Thursday to remember to cut my toe nails?

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of Holy Week is fine, yeah
But when Maundy Thursday comes, but when Maundy Thursday comes
You can find me cringin’ all of the time

Maundy Thursday, …

(N.b. the date…)

The Science of Passover

March 26, 2010

Just in time for Pesach, Slate has republished Michael Lewis’ article Pesach, Demystified: Scientific Explanations for the Miracles of Passover. The piece covers the biblical events of the burning bush, the plagues and the crossing of the Red Sea (sic!) and mentions perspectives from Colin Humphrey’s The Miracles of Exodus to Simcha Jacobovici’s Exodus Decoded (see the massive, systematic rebuttal of the latter by Chris Heard). It’s materialistic matzah for your scientific Seder.

However, Lewis’ article fails to address what I would consider the most important angel to any and all queries into the “science of the Bible”: the conflicting epistemologies that underlies such endeavors.  What makes theories like Humphrey’s interesting to me is the way they try to shoe-horn an ancient text into a modernists paradigm. With the changing zeitgeist I wonder how much longer such an interpretation will hold traction. The article already feels like a sideshow attraction of modernist curiosities.

Ironically, there will probably be a faithful remnant to this paradigm comprised of two very different ends of the ideological  spectrum: biblical literalists arguing for the “historicity” of the biblical events and hardcore secularists looking to explain them away. Neither such fundamentalism does justice to the beauty and literary power of the text.

Doumanis’s A History of Greece

March 22, 2010

I just finished reading Nicholas Doumanis’ A History of Greece (Palgrave Essential Histories, 2010). The book attempts to provide a history of Greece from the arrival of the first hominids up to the turn of the current millennium. To say this is a difficult task is to understate the situation, but the book faces further problems in that it weighs in at under 220 pages (not counting appendixes).

As such, much of historical importance is either glossed over or attenuated to a distressing degree. Socrates gets a single sentence. Alexander the Great a scant four pages. The Great Schism of 1054 is only mentioned in passing during the discussion of the sack of Constantinople by the the Fourth Crusade in 1204. These are not minor events on the field of history, and the brevity is alarming.

The last five hundred years receive the most attention, comprising some 40% of the book . While the time from the Fourth Crusade through the Enlightenment (i.e. 1200-1700) comprises a single chapter, there are separate chapters on 1700-1911 and the twentieth century. These are obviously the most important data for the author, as the narrative of history becomes more tightly wound with the current political situation.

On the whole, the book will be of little use for most of us studying the ancient world. However, it does make for an excellent short primer on the context of the modern nation of Greece.

(N.b. I did not receive a review copy of this book, but rather found it on the New Book shelf of my local library.)